You are not one of the guys...
A date with a damn fine ass
Czech me out eating this cock
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
She's in hypersexual drive
Young meat is cougar feast
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She calls it dedication
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She takes heavy duty usage
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Such a gentleman, aren't we?